Lost Queen : Eh I don’t think we did. Unless you call those times we stayed up all night at the portal dropping chompies on the gillmen. 

Kaos : Ehehehehehehe that was fun 

Lost Queen : Oh, also, Kaos and I are not married. This is mostly because I refuse to denounce myself as Queen to take on the Empress title.

Kaos : Oh c’mon! Doesn’t Empress Lost Queen sound diabolically evil?

Lost Queen : ….Did you forget my real name again?

Kaos : 8I…n-no