Mike: Oh, Pariah, is that even your name? Well, I see that you’ve joined the ranks of the Undead–I got the feeling you’d be joining us soon–and I was wondering, how does it feel being a ghost?! Cold, ain’t it?

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Pariah: Ah, it is sweet, dear Mike come to see me at last! I’ve been looking forward to meeting you. Yes, the fall of Kurosia was a tragedy, but it was somewhat inevitable. I’ve been dead in various ways for quite some time before it became…official, so to say. To be honest, I was looking forward to it somewhat. I knew I would finally be able to fly this way, as would my beloved. A little cold is inconsequential when held against the whole of Skylands and so much other vastness.

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((Mun: Dammit, Pariah! Stop referencing your alternate selves! Also, yes, you can ask any of my characters or characters in fandoms we both like whatever you want and I’ll answer if I’ve got a good one. 🙂 ))

(( OOC : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *explodes* I’m really liking this character omg OuO ))

This is gonna seem like an odd question Lost Queen but if your bones are made of metal, does that mean you’re more susceptible to heat and electricity? Depending about your bones melting point and conductivity.

Lost Queen : Oh not odd at all really, our metal bones have confused other species, but it’s something my people were EXTREMELY proud of. 

Kuronium is one of the most strongest, if not THE strongest metal in the verse. It’s almost impossible to break our bones or even melt them. The way our blacksmiths would melt them down would be to pray to Wunjabrot, the God of Blacksmithing, while using specialized tools and magical fires. How the Arkeyans were able to melt our bones is beyond me, I never stopped to ask them. 

But there are downsides to our bones. If our horns are struck with some materials, or a noise hitting the right pitch, our bones ring and can disable us momentarily. Or permanently, depending on the severity.

During the first years of the Arkeyan betrayal, the Arkeyan Dragon Hunters invented a deadly whistle. It played a frequency that could make our skulls rattle to a point it would make us deaf, blind, and unable to smell or control our bodies. That invention slaughtered many of our people, but the Kuros of the past were able to find out who invented them, killed them, destroyed all instructions to build the whistle, and burned the city. I have never heard or have seen this whistle in my lifetime, but I’m very glad I haven’t. 

razzretina:

Ghosts of Kurosia
If these two had names in life, nobody remembers them. The Pariah is a thin, wispy Seuth spirit whose lifetime powers of prophecy have expanded in death to allow her to see alternate realities, timelines, and futures. Her eternal lover, the Berserker, is a Brokt of impressive size who spends her afterlife guarding children and female warriors of any species she deems worthy of her protection. Both wander the lost city of Kurosia as well as the dreams/nightmares of the living when they choose to. Thanks to the Pariah’s Seuth gifts, their spirits are free to roam any realm they wish to visit, but both can most often be found haunting realms where their Lost Queen, Feuriah, can be found.

In Life

Berserker was always big and tough for her age. Clever and devious, she was always more than happy to let others believe she was a simple brute until it was far too late, using her wits to bring them down just as often as her strength. When she came of age, she managed to enter the mating fights on the side of the males. For whatever reason, one male challenged her and seemed to have won the right to sire her children until the Berserker rose from the arena floor in a fury and slammed her thick horns against his skull, killing him. Having not intended to kill anyone that day, she joined the army as a way to atone to her would-be suitor’s family. She learned how to consciously wield her vicious battle fury and earned the nickname “Berserker” for charging into all fights wearing no armor save a medallion made from the cracked, indented skull cap and knocked out teeth of her dead challenger. She never entered the breeding arena again nor did she bear any children of her own, but the Berserker was always kind to the young of her people. When she wasn’t fighting for the army, the Berserker was a skilled craftsdragon of Kurosian armor. Her ultimate dream in life was to protect her Queen. Whether that became a reality for her is unknown.

The Pariah was always almost too smart for her own good, using her wits to foment trouble and chaos anywhere she went. While she had a soft spot for the young or defenseless, she would go a long way to make it seem otherwise. She took especial delight in using her prophetic gifts to tear apart the relationships of anyone who had displeased her. Despite her penchant for being unlikable, the Pariah went through life without any scars or threats of bodily harm thanks to her gift for prophecy. She was very good at knowing when and how someone would die and got immense joy from revealing that information at the slightest provocation. A wanderer for most of her days, she settled down with the Berserker when it became clear that the Brokt was more than a match for her malicious wit. She made a living after that telling fortunes (and only speaking the bad ones if asked or if a client particularly annoyed her).

((You said I could do it, Weird, so here they are! XD I did not expect the Skylanders version of these two to be lesbian ghosts. 😀 If anything is way off for these stories, lemme know and I’ll fix it. 🙂 The Kuros belong to WeirdHyena.))

// OOC : OH MY JEBUS, A;SLKDFJ JEBUS JEBUS JEBUS JEBUS JEBUS THIS IS BOOTYFUL AND THE STORIES JUST Razz i love you so much ❤ I freakn love this so hard I can’t even. Creative, beautiful, AND A;LSKDFJ RAZZ YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME

I think that everyone comes to you with their spyro/skylanders-related ships (whether they’re are canon or crack) because you’re so supportive and kind (and the loss queen’s reactions are just priceless). Thank you on behalf of all shippers!

OOC : ffffff aaaw thank YOU hun! ❤

I take shipping very light heartedly, and treat it more as fun rather than something serious, which I think more people should nowadays. It’s all just fun to pair up characters and doodle what if behbehs, to see how creative you can be with designs and story. The Queen herself treats shipping as just fun, and if something so evil as her can have fun with it then everyone can!

It’s when people start whining or hating others for having fun with it where I often draw the line. Guys, just enjoy yourselves, if you don’t like the shipping then move onto something else. Let people have fun, don’t be a poop in the pool! Don’t like it, click away. I have plenty of things shipping wise I actually don’t like, but you rarely hear me bickering about them because I realize it’s just people having fun. I might not like the ship, but hell if they’re enjoying themselves then I ship the hell out of their enthusiasm! 

So thank you anon! Spread the lurb guys, not hate ❤
~Weird Hyenas, Mun

Wow. That mean Cynder has metal bones… MEANING SHE ALSO – FOR HER KINDA WEARS BONES AS BRACELETS AND STUFF. xD

Lost Queen : Eyup! It’s more than common for Kuros to wear Kuronium armor, jewelry, etc, in fact it’s frown upon if you don’t. The jewelry I wear were made from the bones of the previous Queen before me. Though to be honest, I don’t know who’s bones Cynder wears…

Your latest post makes me want to sort of Mary Sue the pariah into a Kuros version as an albion soothsayer with a warrior girlfriend at the end of Kurosia’s time. XD Am I allowed to be that lame? XD

razzretina:

weirdlanders:

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//OOC : Only if I can be even lamer and ship it like 1994 (don’t ask what that means I have no freakn idea BUT YES SO HARD YES)

Of course you can! 8D XD I know what I’m gonna be doodling. 😀 The pariah needs a nice version anyway (which is hilarious in this instance; her original version was just crazy evil, but the version where she’s a member of an evil race is kind of nice but unhinged XD).

// OOC : OH MY GOD THAT IS, THAT, THAT IS THE BEST SONG I’VE EVER HEARD RAZZ I LOVE YOU

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I support dis, AND EEE I’M REALLY EXCITED TO SEE DAT, There needs to be more lesbian kuros anyway -3- There are plenty as well as other sexual orientations and genders etc, as long as you love your people and defend them the Kuros are more than fine with whatever goes down. mary sue the shiz out of that pariah! >:D

Since its clear you’re quite the shipper and a respectful open-minded one at that, what are your thoughts on cross-over crack shipping?

OOC : Aw thank you! By cross-over crack shipping, i think you mean like, another game/show characters with another? If that’s the case, or even if it’s not, I support just about anything and everything. As long as the person is respectful of other shippings and doesn’t shove it down people’s throats, I support it.

The important thing for me is that people do what they love and enjoy it without fear of other people’s opinions. Secondly, if you ever find yourself NOT approving of a ship, look away. Don’t hate, don’t troll, don’t say your ship is better, because that’s where my thoughts on shipping turn a bit dark. I lose almost all respect for those that do, you might be so into a ship but once you find yourself being a dingleberry to others because of it you have to remember that is just characters, ones that you do NOT own yourself, and you’re hurting people’s feelings just because you don’t agree with them. That doesn’t make you a good person, just a shame on whatever fandom you’re shipping in. 

Thank you for the thoughtful ask! I really enjoy these too ❤
~Weird Hyenas, mun

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Aethra: There are many more who I am friends with, and many more that I hope to become friends with!

Aethra, Orbit, and Dexter belong to this blog

Amber belongs to CynderGirl13

Auzzi belongs to aacrell

Astrid belongs to a7xsparx

Feuriah/Lost Queen belongs to weirdiehyenas/ weirdlanders

Koof/Majidah belongs to koofins/ skylanderwishes

Gadzooks belongs to gadzooks-thedragon

(( OOC : NOW THAT I’M HOME FROM WORK

*FINISHING SQUEALING LIKE A FISH… I DUNNO HOW THAT WORKS BUT DAMNIT THAT’S WHAT THIS MADE ME TO DO NOT JUDGE ME*

FUUUUH ILU LEMMING YOU BEAUTIFUL BUTT YOU ❤ ))