What if Hysteria Cloned some skylanders dismembered the clones then stitched together what was left What would you get?

Pretty much Skylanders with new souls, same bodies but different people. It’s something completely in Hiss’ power to do, however she probably wouldn’t want to bother cloning anything. She’d prefer to either make Skylanders lose themselves with mind games, kill them herself, make adjustments, and bayum a new plaything. She hasn’t gone that route exactly just yet, she enjoys breaking Skylanders’ wills and corrupting them to be her minions (like Flashing and a certain Night Watch ;D). She may find just killing them and putting them back together as lazy, but she might get more creative the older she gets.

~Weird Hyenas

What magic actually defines a portal master? Is it just the magic associated opening and closing of portals?

Weirdlander Portal Masters are a mix of all the canon takes, and my own interpretations. 
  • They can summon portals at will
  • Activate disabled portals (which can stay activated even after the master has died). They can create small portals for anyone to use for transportation (like in Skylanders Academy), but the bigger “Portals of Power” can only be used by Portal Masters. Those portals can send beings or objects anywhere (unless a spell to block it by another portal master is placed), view events from far away, and review/store memories. 
  • Bring inanimate objects to life (not resurrect, they will have new souls. Like Hysteria’s original chimeras/vultures she made by hand, or the Wilikin Kaos made as a child.) 
  • Wield any element, but a light portal master can’t use Dark Magic and vise versa WITHOUT consequence. The opposite element can give the portal master a crippling sickness until they turn into that element (example: When Eon used a dark spell it made him fall gravely ill and start turning evil. The same would happen if Kaos attempted a powerful light spell). 
  • Age slower, able to live hundreds of years
  • Banish beings to other dimensions if enough power is gathered

Portal Masters once completely ruled Skylands and were everywhere. Not every human was a master, there were weaker ones and the strong ruled the cities and kingdoms. The wars between good and evil were too devastating to the rest of the realms that the Kurosian Gods Yukathul and Ooradah worked together to kill and banish about 95% of the human race. Very few humans are left alive, some turned to the Kuros to serve them (Kaos’ bloodline) and others swore themselves to good and peace (Eon’s). Nobody can just become a portal master, you’re either born one, or not.

Humans were the original Portal Masters, but because of hybrids/halflings existing other non-human creatures have become Portal Masters. Not every hybrid can, but those that are have had human ancestors. (I feel that’d make sense, instead of making it human only).

~Weird Hyenas

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I haven’t drawn a dragon for a while so yeah I know it looks wonkey ;w;

But I made another fan kuros! A kuros is a species of dragon created by @pepper-peen-queen 

She’s a shire breed of kuros I don’t have a name for her yet, I’m really bad at creating kurosian sounding names ;w; I’ll probably just refer to her as crystal for now since I thought the idea of having bloodgems set into her scales was a kinda cool idea kinda like those under skin body mods 

OOOOO!!! She’s super pretty, omg O_O And the body mods, omfg awesome!!!!

~Weird Hyenas

Why can’t dragons be portal masters? Is it ever said in the skylanders canon, or is it your own thing? I ask because there’s a canon Mabu portal master, so we know that it’s at least not a human only thing.

In Weirdlanders, it’s a human only thing 😀 Or, was. May rework that later, but that was one of the original lore things that stuck with me about Skylanders. I liked the idea that humans were natural wizards in Skylands (which was why the Kurosian Gods banished a great deal of them because having TOO many powerful beings was too dangerous, especially since humans are also naturally greedy and unable to handle such power as a mass). 

Havok might just not have enough in him to be able to be a portal master, but Hysteria is one despite being a halfling too. 

~Weird Hyenas

if feur was mad kaos killed eon why not just resserect him and kill him again?

1) she’s not an undead elemental, she has no control over life or death. She just gets mad and the mad turns into a destructive force of purple mad fire

2) resurrecting him in the first place would help him and she’d rather put his spirit into an orb and play evil volleyball against Kaos with it.

3) while the distance Feur would go for a grudge, that’s too much effort, she’d rather do the above and destroy those Eon held dear

~Weird Hyenas